Remember to put candy out of this kid's reach

Pepe comes in our bedroom this morning
P: Mommy, mommy, I ate all of these...
(shows me an empty box of tic tacs; i remember leaving it on my nighttable last night)
AM: When did you eat these?
P: Last night, you were downstairs, didn't you hear bang, bang, clunk, clunk????
If he tells me he has a tunny ache today, I might actually believe him....