randomness

Last night...we found Pepe reading his catalogues in our bed at around 10pm.
AM: Pepe, you need to go to your bed.
P: But, why? I am here to keep you company. We are a family!

Later on...playing with his penis...
AM: Pepe, you can do that in your own bed, when you are alone, not in public.
P: But, but, ....show me yours and I'll show you mine...
AM: ???????
(This conversation prompted Chris to ask lots of questions about where Pepe might have heard that sentenced.....no relevant answers, though).

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AM: Pepe, how can you be so cute, what's your secret?
P: Well, I smile a lot...

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AM: Pepe, this makes me feel sad..
P: Oh, don't worry mommy, I will draw you a picture when we get home.

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P: No, you can't tell me what to do. You are not the teacher!