conversations

In McDonalds, after I spilled a milkshakend Chris was teasing me about it
P: "It's OK, mommy"

To Grandma, over the phone.
P: But I am asking you, do you have a McDonalds?

At a crosswalk, after he pressed the button and the "walk" sign came on, a car stopped on the crosswalk, not in front of it.
P: Jesus Chris, Jesus Christ, you do not do this, I can't walk, you has to stop before, you has to.
(screaming at the poor guy, holding an embarrassed mom's hand).

After waking from a nap
P: It's dark out, why, I don't like this, it's not sleep time.

P: I want something, something else.