from the mouth of Pepe

AM: Pepe, your cousin Landen is coming to Boston for Thanksgiving.
Pepe: Where is he?
AM: He lives in Florida.
Pepe: We should have him over. That's be nice.
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Pepe: Hey, I am talking right now! It's my turn!
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Pepe loves peanut butter (totally my son, I could not exist without peanut butter!). The other day I packed him a sunflower butter and jelly sandwich for school (no peanut butter allowed at school). I asked Pepe if he ate it, and he said: "No, it is dangerous!". Then I opened his lunch box and the Tupperware with the sandwich was sealed with masking tape, and there was a note on top of it, with red printed letters "PLEASE READ, someone has peanut allergy, don't send peanut butter to school". So now my kid does not eat peanut butter anymore, and when I offer it to him he says: "I can't, it is dangerous!". The things kids learn at school...
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I hear this at least 10 times every day:
Pepe: Mama, do you want to see some crosswalks on the computer? I want to see some crosswalks on the computer. The one that goes "A-ha, A-ha".

Pepe: Mama, can I see a lighthouse on the computer? The one that blinks.
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